Walking adds minutes to your life. Overall enabling an 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
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I started a new language today. It's called honesty. I think I may flunk out.

Author Ken Weene discusses fiction
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One to read and share: http://ping.fm/Yz9YN

Yesterday has fled the scene. Witnesses will kindly report to the thought police.

Happy birthday to W.C.Fields. "A man who hates dogs and children can't be all bad."